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    A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

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    Gast0r
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    A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Gast0r on Sat May 23, 2009 3:12 am

    As her braces snag on the skin at the top of your dick, you suddenly remember you left the oven on. Which, incidentally, is now charring the boar you slayed for breakfast. A dribble of lamb fat slides down your chin as you grab the back of her head and shove it violently into your raging 3 inch semi.Cock rings and alarm clocks. You accidentally pull a brightly-coloured clasp out of her hair, and being caught in the moment, hurriedly attatch it to your pubic hair, enjoying the tugging sensation while you stimulate your anus. Using her pigtails as handlebars you writhe and twist her head to your desire. You orgasm. Deep and guilty. A pigeon, a goat. You tenderly knock her unconscious with a Barney DVD case and shove her out the back of the moving truck, hoping some one will have the incentive to look upon the motorway for a missing persons. An old man takes viagra. You return to the steering wheel, and drive carefully and slowly off the hard-shoulder, only slightly regretting the fact you may have made her eighth birthday memorable for the wrong reasons.
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    Feldrid[Joeyy]
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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Feldrid[Joeyy] on Tue May 26, 2009 9:57 am

    ...
    WUT TEH FUK? D: D: D:
    MY BRAIN IS BROKED NAO >.<


    Spoiler:
    That was FUCKING DISTURBING.
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    Godzilla

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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Godzilla on Wed May 27, 2009 12:49 am

    Goal achieved.


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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Rain-transformed on Thu May 28, 2009 3:07 pm

    I am afraid this tale lacks the sophistication required to acheive such self-righteous aims, vocabulary for a start.

    Please think hard before trying to shock one whom you may never have met - it requires utmost passion and deliberation in your cause, of which I sensed none.

    I will spare even tears, although not voluntarilly, but as direct consequence to the failure witnessed here and throughout such rabblings which require more skill to comprehend their disgrace than is suggested was required to produce.
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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Gast0r on Thu May 28, 2009 4:00 pm

    And you just successfully described your own paragraph. elephant
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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Godzilla on Fri May 29, 2009 1:21 am

    Stab ye.
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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Feldrid[Joeyy] on Sun May 31, 2009 12:06 am

    Godzilla wrote:Stab ye.

    LOL
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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Andouis on Sun May 31, 2009 10:25 pm

    WTF Suspect
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    Re: A first person perspective of a pedophilic truck driving girl mounter.

    Post by Gast0r on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:34 am

    You do far too much quick posts Andy. It's making me want to rage a little.

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