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    THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

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    Feldrid[Joeyy]
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    THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Feldrid[Joeyy] on Wed May 27, 2009 12:29 am

    While absolutely bored out my skull and feeling too lazy to even bother logging in to Steam to play Garry's Mod or Portal, I passed a glance at the time in the bottom right of the screen, which caused me to think of the word time, which somehow caused me to come up with this equation...

    Key: { = square root of ... ^x = to the power of n (n being a number, in this case two, so basically n^2 = n squared) ... // = a comment

    //To find and satisfy a woman, one must supply time and money. Therefore:
    Woman = Time x Money

    //As the old saying goes, "Time is money", so
    Time = Money

    //By this logic:
    Woman = Money x Money //In other words, Woman = (Money)^2

    //Old sayings also tell us that "Money is the root of all problems", meaning that:
    Money = {Problems

    //What does all this mean? Well, if money is equal to time then time also = {Problems, resulting in our final equation:
    Woman = {(Problems)^2 //This is a double negative, as if Woman is equal to the square root of a value squared, then those value modifiers (i.e square root of value and value squared) are cancelled out, resulting in:

    WOMAN = PROBLEMS.

    So there you go. Women are only problems for us men, and should be eradicated for our own good. Of course, it's nothing we didn't already know...

    Spoiler:
    My girlfriend punched me for this ):
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Godzilla on Wed May 27, 2009 1:01 am

    Regarding the spoiler; good for her.
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Gast0r on Wed May 27, 2009 2:12 pm

    LAWL. I loved the way that all worked out xD. Godzilla's response wasn't predicted at all elephant .
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Andouis on Thu May 28, 2009 7:44 pm

    Gast0r wrote:LAWL. I loved the way that all worked out xD. Godzilla's response wasn't predicted at all elephant .
    Indeed study
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Godzilla on Fri May 29, 2009 6:37 pm

    Ross; just what exactly do you d for a living?

    And who do you work for?
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Hefty-Fine Mctits on Sat May 30, 2009 12:50 pm

    Ive seen this equation a bunch o times I seen

    Time
    Time=money
    Money= evil
    Money=women
    Evil= women
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Feldrid[Joeyy] on Sat May 30, 2009 2:59 pm

    Hefty-Fine Mctits wrote:Ive seen this equation a bunch o times I seen

    Time
    Time=money
    Money= evil
    Money=women
    Evil= women

    o_O That's... not an equation? :/
    Clearly no math involved.
    Besides, I've never actually seen what you posted. I made mine by myself (y)
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Hefty-Fine Mctits on Sat May 30, 2009 4:11 pm

    OBJECTION
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    Post by Andouis on Sun May 31, 2009 10:23 pm

    Lol clown
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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Godzilla on Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:16 pm

    Ross?

    Reply??



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    Re: THE MOST SENSE I HAVE EVER MADE IN YEARS (Not really, but it's pretty awesome)

    Post by Gast0r on Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:21 pm

    I clean dishes, floors, worktops in a kitchen. Pretty awesome, huh?

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